Stayin’ alive on that big dipper

A recent discussion sparked by a workplace safety alert has drawn attention to the seemingly absurd nature of modern-day health and safety guidelines. Kerrie Wehbe of Blacktown shared her reaction to a newly discovered rule in a Work, Health and Safety learning module stating that "laptops must not be put on your lap." The comment highlights the often humorous and sometimes bewildering nature of such regulations, prompting a wave of responses from readers. The conversation extended beyond workplace safety, touching on historical anecdotes and cultural references. Shirley Cook of Armidale reflected on Prince Philip's involvement in a carriage-driving competition, noting his active participation in drafting its rules and his frequent presence among the groomsmen during the event. She also mentioned the inclusion of two of his favorite horses in his funeral procession, alongside an empty carriage. Mike Fogarty of Weston (ACT) chimed in with a lighthearted remark about the absence of spaghetti bolognaise, lasagne, and pizza from menus, calling them essential components of the national diet. Meanwhile, Dermot Perry of Mount Keira raised concerns about the sudden increase in dragonfly sightings in the Illawarra region, questioning whether these insects, known for their efficiency as predators, posed a threat to humans. Paul Duncan of Leura expressed skepticism about the utility of camera-equipped accessories, joking about the potential for even more impractical gadgets such as a camera toothbrush or a hairbrush camera. John Perry of Newtown found himself grappling with a query regarding medication storage, highlighting the need for clarity on how pills should be arranged within a sleeve. Wendy Crew of Lane Cove North speculated on Donald Trump's tendency to rename geographical locations, suggesting names like "Lake Trump" or "Trump's Gulf," while Caz Willis of Bowral humorously proposed that Australia might become known as "UStralia." Les Herbert of Concord recounted a nostalgic memory involving the Brothers Gibb, recalling a visit to Luna Park in 1963 with the Gibb twins, Maurice and Robin. His reflection was tinged with sadness, as none of the individuals present that day reached the age of 65. Maralyn Lawson of Greenwich endorsed Robyn Cashman’s suggestion that Cathy Wilcox’s works should be included in school curricula, drawing parallels with David Low’s historical cartoons. Barry Riley of Woy Woy suggested the existence of an art gallery dedicated to Wilcox’s work, adding another layer to the discussion. Merilyn McClung of Forestville contributed to the ongoing debate about renaming regions, proposing that areas north of the 40th parallel in the U.S. be called "Canada South" and the rest "North Mexico," though she acknowledged the financial implications of such a change. Paul Duncan of Leura humorously avoided attending an ICAC inquiry, citing fears of contracting memory loss, a concern echoed by Jeff McNamara of Ulverstone (Tas), who noted similar effects observed in witnesses like Ray Hadley. Steve Davidson of Canoelands expressed worry about the increased number of dragonflies, seeking advice on how to protect himself from these creatures, with some suggesting relocation to the St George district as a precaution.