The slightly different news Elon Musk has unveiled a new car

Swiss comedian Simon Enzler published a satirical column on October 24, 2026, critiquing the latest vehicle unveiled by Elon Musk. The piece, titled with a reference to the film Back to the Future, mocks the new Tesla Roadster for its ability to climb walls and stick to vertical surfaces using suction fans. Enzler compares the car’s behavior to a housefly clinging to a window or his own window-cleaning robot. He argues that the vehicle functions essentially as a drone, citing the importance of such technology in modern conflicts, specifically referencing the war in Ukraine. Enzler, who received the Salzburg Bull award in 2007 and is currently touring with his eleventh show, Brenzlich, notes that the car can fly briefly. He dismisses this feat by recalling a personal incident years earlier where he jumped over a railway crossing between Herisau and Abtwil in an old Volkswagen Golf estate car. A mobile speed camera captured him shortly after landing, providing photographic evidence of his airborne moment without the aid of a supercar. The columnist suggests potential practical uses for the wall-climbing vehicle, such as parking in third-story windows in dense city centers to save space or cleaning dams. He proposes using the car to plant potatoes at high pressure or clean streets in Zurich, despite leaf-blower bans. However, he questions whether the true purpose is merely for billionaire colleagues to perform party tricks on golf courses and private islands. Enzler draws a parallel between the new Tesla and military drones. He calculates that the approximately six billion Swiss francs budgeted for new fighter jets could purchase around 1,200 Tesla drones if negotiated well, perhaps even eight-wheel versions. He imagines Swiss soldiers sitting comfortably in rural areas, steering these digital chariots toward enemies via joystick while eating sausage sandwiches. He describes the final attack phase as a Swisscom-style service, referring to it as the last mile in flight. The satire extends to traffic safety regulations. Enzler argues that cars used as weapons by inexperienced young drivers are not new phenomena. He likens a twenty-year-old leasing customer driving a 600-horsepower vehicle at 100 kilometers per hour through a 30-kilometer zone to aiming a loaded pistol at a stroller. Consequently, he suggests that passing the driving test should result in issuing a firearms license rather than a driver’s license. He advocates for introducing a maximum testosterone level alongside the existing blood alcohol limit. Enzler expresses concern regarding the creator of the vehicle, noting that Musk reportedly has an estimated 14 children with at least four women. He worries about other projects in the pipeline following a possible merger between SpaceX and Tesla. The column appears in a series of weekly satirical reviews by seven authors, which are now also available as video pieces. Other content from the same period includes a meme compilation labeled Picdump 210, featuring user-submitted images and comments. One comment references a counter at Vienna Airport for travelers who arrived in Austria instead of Australia. Another joke involves a forty-seven-year-old asking his mother to pick him up from a sleepover, only to be reminded that his wife and children are present. A separate section highlights autumn-themed humor, including a story about a giant inflatable pumpkin rolling through town and a package tracking update showing destruction within minutes of being held by a carrier. Additional memes include a comparison of Neil Armstrong taking one photo on the moon versus a traveler taking 70,000 photos in Vietnam. There is also a joke about a boss participating in a meeting via Zoom while requiring physical presence from the rest of the team. One image depicts a dog watching its owner eat thirteen Oreos after serving pre-cooked chicken and rice. Another entry features a friend encouraging someone to go out instead of staying home to watch Netflix, prompting a visual reaction from the subject. A specific anecdote involves a neighbor named Frank announcing a report about another neighbor, Bill, stating simply that Bill is an asshole. This follows a greeting where Frank hopes everyone had a good week, and Bill responds by telling him not to waste time on a website intended for neighborhood news. Other items include a joke about children using artificial intelligence compared to the narrator’s childhood spent finding missing juice, and a reference to King Triton from Disney films, with the adult narrator telling their sixteen-year-old self to dress appropriately. The collection also includes a meme about a bus driver being fired because he farted so badly that colleagues needed a shower, attributed to the Daily Star. Another item shows a shirt with mental health tips that the author claims they would love to translate but do not know how. The text concludes with a toast invitation and a farewell, emphasizing the humorous nature of the content shared in the community feed.